Whether you are an essential oil lover or not, we bet you’ve tried or at least wanted to try some peppermint oil or lavender oil to ease out your tension and have a sound sleep. Many moms swear by these oils to heal headaches that are a common thing during parenting stage of your life. Kids are little angels and we all love them to the moon and back but we can’t deny that time and again they have proved the need of some oils that don’t exist. This has left us craving for these imaginary oils that we only wish were real! Read on for a good laugh and then get back to your parenting mode!
Forget-Me-Not Blend
The times when your kid keeps forgetting to brush his teeth even after your 74th reminder, saying that he forgot. That is a red signal for you to come back home to him in the evening! You want to forget you address but alas you have a sharper memory than your little one, at least in this respect. This oil would have come handy to erase the ‘forgotten’ excuse from their life!
Forget-Me-Not Blend
The times when your kid keeps forgetting to brush his teeth even after your 74th reminder, saying that he forgot. That is a red signal for you to come back home to him in the evening! You want to forget you address but alas you have a sharper memory than your little one, at least in this respect. This oil would have come handy to erase the ‘forgotten’ excuse from their life!
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Anti-Eye-Rolling Blend
While your angelic kid moves towards tween years, you are learning to accept their demonic face but are unable. Kids during this time often roll their eyes at us and want to shoo us away from their ‘perfect’ lives and this oil could have been a life saver. It would have changed their expressions from eye rolling to welcoming smile but sad, it’s not yet been invented!
Anti-Sunrise Blend
All the toddlers who have a habit of getting up at dawn and start playing with musical instruments need to gift this to their mothers. How we wish such an oil existed that could keep the kids from waking up before 8 or at the very least keep them from switching on a high volume toy or musical instrument!
Hurry-Up Blend
Oh we all need this one for sure to get us out of times when our toddlers decide to poop right before we are leaving the house. Times when your child is taking his own sweet time to look for a missing shoe and has conveniently forgotten that the school bus reaches in 10 minutes! This oil will keep the entire family on track, such a need!
Temper-Tantrum Tamer
Shopping with your kids could be so much fun if this was invented. You could select things for yourself without bothering about a tantrum from your little one about a new toy he just saw. This oil could tame his temper tantrum and leave you at peace to do the long due shopping!
Mega- Mood Stabilizer
Mothers of teens would happily pay any sum you ask for in return of a bottle of this one! Asking your teens about their day will not be reciprocated with sarcastic comments and irritated sounds if scientists invent this very essential oil. How much we want this mega mood stabilizer to remind us that we love our teens!
Open-Your-Eyes Blend
This will be a great invention for mothers whose kids and husbands close their eyes in order to find something. It might help them see things around them before shouting for help. Mothers will be so relieved to not have to pick up ‘lost’ things from below their kid’s nose!
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Do-It-Anyway Blend
What an invention this would be, kids will do things they don’t want to that too without arguing! Diffuse this oil in their room when they are reluctant to clean their room and watch them do it anyway! It will also be so useful when they are fussy eaters, a drop in their food and relax as they eat it without further drama!
Pre-Baby-Body Blend
The ultimate thing moms need is an oil that can instantly transform their bodies to what it used to be before they had kids. It will not only shrink their waists but will also give them the sane feel they enjoyed prior to being a mom. Just a few drops of this magic portion and you are toned and sane like the good old days!
Reasonable-Rational Blend
What an invention this would be, kids will do things they don’t want to that too without arguing! Diffuse this oil in their room when they are reluctant to clean their room and watch them do it anyway! It will also be so useful when they are fussy eaters, a drop in their food and relax as they eat it without further drama!
Pre-Baby-Body Blend
The ultimate thing moms need is an oil that can instantly transform their bodies to what it used to be before they had kids. It will not only shrink their waists but will also give them the sane feel they enjoyed prior to being a mom. Just a few drops of this magic portion and you are toned and sane like the good old days!
Reasonable-Rational Blend
This is an essential, mothers have been looking for to keep their sanity intact. Use it when you want your kids to be reasonable during a fight with his siblings or peers. It might help him agree to the fact that it’s unreasonable to fight with other kids over a toy. It will also come to your rescue during a reasoning session with your kid when you want him to be rational in putting his points!
It was a good laugh though it raised your wishes to owning some or all of these! We are sorry these have yet not been invented but let’s hope they soon find techniques to get such great stuff prepared in huge quantities!
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